Nelbastflagbun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud scorpion.

Nelbastflagbun created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Nelbastflagbun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nelbastflagbun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nelbastflagbun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nelbastflagbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never wear stockings.