Pakgetdog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair butterfly.

Pakgetdog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakgetdog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pakgetdog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pakgetdog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pakgetdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Hide from black foxes for they are unholy.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. You must love Pakgetdog.

5. Do not eat peas.