Rawgidgud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental elephant.

Rawgidgud created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawgidgud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rawgidgud, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rawgidgud's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rawgidgud's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Put Rawgidgud first in all things.

4. Run away from yellow grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Rawgidgud.