Bamranwig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying swallow.

Bamranwig created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Bamranwig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bamranwig, he will ignore you.

Bamranwig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bamranwig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.