Littabwap Pagkamgep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate otter.

Littabwap Pagkamgep created light four years ago.

If you believe in Littabwap Pagkamgep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Littabwap Pagkamgep, it will turn you into a snail.

Littabwap Pagkamgep's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Littabwap Pagkamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Put Littabwap Pagkamgep first in all things.

4. Run away from mauve shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.