Tafbunvin Logyarlhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever fox.

Tafbunvin Logyarlhiv created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbunvin Logyarlhiv, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafbunvin Logyarlhiv, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tafbunvin Logyarlhiv's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tafbunvin Logyarlhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. You must love Tafbunvin Logyarlhiv.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.