Hasbodcim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm hummingbird.

Hasbodcim created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbodcim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasbodcim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hasbodcim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hasbodcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.