Vedtad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty deer.

Vedtad created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Vedtad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vedtad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vedtad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vedtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedtad.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt eagles.
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