Gilsidfum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, competent jackal.

Gilsidfum created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsidfum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gilsidfum, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gilsidfum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gilsidfum's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never play with disobedient children.