Quimveddon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow donkey.

Quimveddon created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quimveddon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimveddon, it will not care at all.

Quimveddon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Quimveddon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Never play with disobedient children.