Ominveenlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud gorilla.

Ominveenlog created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominveenlog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominveenlog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ominveenlog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ominveenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not take Ominveenlog's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always obey Ominveenlog's priests.

5. Never wear shoes.