Kiknillegdot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous troll.

Kiknillegdot created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kiknillegdot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kiknillegdot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kiknillegdot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kiknillegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.