Pinyartpag Ciptailjenwikdutdutbonbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent centaur.

Pinyartpag Ciptailjenwikdutdutbonbeg created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinyartpag Ciptailjenwikdutdutbonbeg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinyartpag Ciptailjenwikdutdutbonbeg, it will strike you with lightening.

Pinyartpag Ciptailjenwikdutdutbonbeg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pinyartpag Ciptailjenwikdutdutbonbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if six ducks approach from the north.

5. Do not kill snakes.