Vabgabfed is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty pigeon.

Vabgabfed created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabgabfed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vabgabfed, it will turn you into a dog.

Vabgabfed's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vabgabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not take Vabgabfed's name in vain.

3. You must love Vabgabfed.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vabgabfed.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.