Rultenlim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest walrus.

Rultenlim created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultenlim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rultenlim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rultenlim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rultenlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never sit near bats.