Hensafpan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent crocodile.

Hensafpan created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hensafpan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hensafpan, he will turn you into a rat.

Hensafpan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hensafpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.