Kipdumflag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering capybara.

Kipdumflag created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipdumflag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kipdumflag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kipdumflag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kipdumflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Kipdumflag's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about planets.