Watcissnell is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient hippopotamus.

Watcissnell created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Watcissnell, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Watcissnell, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Watcissnell's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Watcissnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.