Larnnutvad Nakrowbap Rulljinvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, moody goblin.

Larnnutvad Nakrowbap Rulljinvab created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnnutvad Nakrowbap Rulljinvab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larnnutvad Nakrowbap Rulljinvab, it will turn you into a duck.

Larnnutvad Nakrowbap Rulljinvab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Larnnutvad Nakrowbap Rulljinvab's Holy Commandments

1. Larnnutvad Nakrowbap Rulljinvab loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always wear black.

5. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.