Straggadbin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring mongoose.

Straggadbin created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Straggadbin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Straggadbin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Straggadbin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Straggadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.