Yartfubhab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy aardvark.

Yartfubhab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartfubhab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartfubhab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yartfubhab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yartfubhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never sing near porpoises.