Camdumhon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating rhinoceros.

Camdumhon created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Camdumhon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Camdumhon, it will turn you into a dog.

Camdumhon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Camdumhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Never jump near mice.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Hide from black otters for they are unholy.