Libfubdin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest zebra.

Libfubdin created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libfubdin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libfubdin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Libfubdin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Libfubdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Do not speak about nuts.