Femliblib is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental wyrm.

Femliblib created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femliblib, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Femliblib, it will turn you into a dog.

Femliblib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Femliblib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Femliblib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to music.