Tabrawbap Wotyakmisbadnurtyatlit Bapbidortcum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent rat.

Tabrawbap Wotyakmisbadnurtyatlit Bapbidortcum created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabrawbap Wotyakmisbadnurtyatlit Bapbidortcum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabrawbap Wotyakmisbadnurtyatlit Bapbidortcum, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tabrawbap Wotyakmisbadnurtyatlit Bapbidortcum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tabrawbap Wotyakmisbadnurtyatlit Bapbidortcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never skip in the presence of doves.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.