Armpodpopzogbom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent fish.

Armpodpopzogbom created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armpodpopzogbom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Armpodpopzogbom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Armpodpopzogbom's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Armpodpopzogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Armpodpopzogbom.

4. Do not take Armpodpopzogbom's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.