Dot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced dolphin.

Dot created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dot, it will send you a sign.

Dot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Dot loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.