Hogfotgebfit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic raccoon.

Hogfotgebfit created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hogfotgebfit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogfotgebfit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hogfotgebfit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hogfotgebfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Hogfotgebfit.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.