Legdoggan is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful
lion.
Legdoggan created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Legdoggan, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Legdoggan, he will turn you into a frog.
Legdoggan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Legdoggan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about sheep.
2. Run away from turquoise nematodes, for they are unholy.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.