Rutdantin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able horse.

Rutdantin created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdantin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutdantin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rutdantin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rutdantin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help rats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Never write about moons.