Stipkikpiggod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless snail.

Stipkikpiggod created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipkikpiggod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipkikpiggod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stipkikpiggod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stipkikpiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never talk about gravity.