Ragruttgem Narlrutfit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, irritating dryad.

Ragruttgem Narlrutfit created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragruttgem Narlrutfit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragruttgem Narlrutfit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ragruttgem Narlrutfit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ragruttgem Narlrutfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if eight birds approach from the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.