Haddapsaf Hudzimtag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic yak.

Haddapsaf Hudzimtag created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Haddapsaf Hudzimtag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Haddapsaf Hudzimtag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Haddapsaf Hudzimtag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Haddapsaf Hudzimtag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear black clothing.