Nigrawcim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful parrot.

Nigrawcim created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Nigrawcim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nigrawcim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nigrawcim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nigrawcim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.

5. Never go into pink rooms.