Liblimtarpdud Pomwoddob is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking hedgehog.

Liblimtarpdud Pomwoddob created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Liblimtarpdud Pomwoddob, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Liblimtarpdud Pomwoddob, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Liblimtarpdud Pomwoddob's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Liblimtarpdud Pomwoddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Liblimtarpdud Pomwoddob.