Artfarnhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent gnu.

Artfarnhan created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Artfarnhan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Artfarnhan, he will turn you into a snail.

Artfarnhan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Artfarnhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Worship no other gods but Artfarnhan.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.