Linpitbut is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless gnu.

Linpitbut created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linpitbut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Linpitbut, she will strike you with lightening.

Linpitbut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Linpitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Always obey Linpitbut's priests.

3. Run away if three swans approach from the south.

4. Never paint your back blue.

5. Always take life seriously.