Gidbafquimnell is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent rhinoceros.

Gidbafquimnell created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbafquimnell, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidbafquimnell, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gidbafquimnell's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gidbafquimnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.