Binbusyik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fussy pigeon.

Binbusyik created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbusyik, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binbusyik, he will turn you into a worm.

Binbusyik's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Binbusyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.