Nigvigpom Sakbegdod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless pigeon.

Nigvigpom Sakbegdod created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Nigvigpom Sakbegdod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nigvigpom Sakbegdod, he will not care at all.

Nigvigpom Sakbegdod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nigvigpom Sakbegdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Nigvigpom Sakbegdod.

5. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.