Jatteenvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless camel.

Jatteenvonk created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Jatteenvonk, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jatteenvonk, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jatteenvonk's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jatteenvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.