Sidpaghap Manbabten is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy hydra.

Sidpaghap Manbabten created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidpaghap Manbabten, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sidpaghap Manbabten, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sidpaghap Manbabten's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sidpaghap Manbabten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sidpaghap Manbabten on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Feed all hungry birds.