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She takes the form of a very fat, loving dingo.

Volcapxuck Tab Dodbepomin created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Volcapxuck Tab Dodbepomin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Volcapxuck Tab Dodbepomin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Volcapxuck Tab Dodbepomin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Volcapxuck Tab Dodbepomin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not take Volcapxuck Tab Dodbepomin's name in vain.