Wabrillkap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-powerful clam.

Wabrillkap created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wabrillkap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabrillkap, he will not invite you to parties.

Wabrillkap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wabrillkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Worship no other gods but Wabrillkap.

3. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.