Jamgubsan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing frog.

Jamgubsan created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamgubsan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jamgubsan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jamgubsan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jamgubsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.