Nigmapflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise yak.

Nigmapflag created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nigmapflag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nigmapflag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nigmapflag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nigmapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.