Cudhatsid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome walrus.

Cudhatsid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Cudhatsid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudhatsid, he will not care at all.

Cudhatsid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cudhatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.