Rapcangil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able chicken.

Rapcangil created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapcangil, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rapcangil, she will ignore you.

Rapcangil's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rapcangil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rapcangil on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.