Sagshavsom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable alligator.

Sagshavsom created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagshavsom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagshavsom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sagshavsom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sagshavsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never paint your head brown.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Sagshavsom.