Hudlikhog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident wombat.

Hudlikhog created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlikhog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudlikhog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hudlikhog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hudlikhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hudlikhog.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Pray towards the east.